On Hair, not the musical & Robbie, the musical.

It’s almost a cathartic exercise.
There’s something about getting a really good haircut that beats any prescription filled out for a dosage of happy-happy-joy-joy.
While the scissor-happy pusherman snips, slashes and texturises, and chunks of you fall to the cutting room floor, you can’t help but feel that you’re letting go of old pretensions and hang-ups.
Remember that time you said that stupid thing you said? And when the whole world suddenly shrunk into itself, leaving you oblivious? Now see that single cubist curl, its darkness sharp against the tile, that was a piece of you when you said that stupid thing you said. And now its sheared, excised from the head that carried it, along with the heaviness of memory and the waste of regret.
Gone, along with the billions of skin cells you slough off daily. One month, and you’re brand new, on the outside. And a little on the inside too, if you take your vitamins.

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Robbie Williams. Live. Funny. Sexy. Self-Effacing. Charismatic. And So much stage presence, there’s probably still some residual Robbie down at Loftus from Monday evening’s performance. I take no shame in saying I sang along to everything I knew the words to. Some may say I sold myself to the other side, but let me tell you, damn, what a sweet deal it was.

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9 Responses to “On Hair, not the musical & Robbie, the musical.”

  1. Saaleha May 23, 2006 at 2:02 pm #

    you and I, we share a name
    but that’s about all that’s the same
    maybe the ability to twirl the pen
    that sometimes earns us a 10/10
    your gifts good be put to much better use
    than giving in to the nafsi muse
    an invite to you, my dear sister
    cos’ reading you really does blister

  2. J. Sadik May 2, 2006 at 6:09 pm #

    You write well. Congratulations.

  3. rafiqhttp://www.rafiq.za.net/blog April 23, 2006 at 2:13 pm #

    Can we have the bestseller before 2009 already?

  4. Waseem April 22, 2006 at 8:15 pm #

    You really are something else *boes down*

  5. saaleha April 21, 2006 at 12:36 pm #

    Picture requests may be considered. Please forward your motivations to the relevant email address. To expedite processing, include gift vouchers at your discretion.

  6. outofctrl April 21, 2006 at 1:14 am #

    Post pictures of the new haircut!

  7. brainhell April 20, 2006 at 5:54 pm #

    A lovely new profile picture is requested.

  8. transience April 20, 2006 at 10:59 am #

    heeeey, i like robbie, too. maybe not as much as saaleha. but still.

  9. Muhammad April 20, 2006 at 7:54 am #

    Hah. Sell-out… none the less.
    to Robbie Williams nogal.

    Eish… the hair bit… dont let the azaadville moulana’s read that, you’ll get a fatwa and a half.

    Oh, and another thing, your writing stands out sharp against the blogosphere. You have a gift.

    Slms.

    M.

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