I’ve never been much of a solo-cinemacist and always thought that lone popcorn munchers were potentially depraved and kept their grannies in cupboards beneath the basement stairs.

Saturday night, and while I don’t have a subscription to Hentai Hotties Tentacle Love Weekly, I found myself solitaire, holding hands with Pop Corn and sucking on Slush Puppy, as I merged into my seat to watch Confetti (brit-brilliant mockumentary about three couples vying to win The Most Original Wedding. My favourites were the naturists who wanted to exchange their vows kaalgat-tussen-die-tulpe*) .

And suddenly I realise, I’m really good company.


*afrikaans for ‘naked among the tulips’

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