May 12, 2009
some sage and thyme for the sprogs
Our very own Meme Queen Kaye has been knocking the flints together and Shafs wants to know what ten things I would like the watermelons from my loins to know. Â If you have sex before marriage, your hoo-hoo will turn blue and fall off. (Ok, maybe it won’t. I’m hoping our conversations about things of this nature will not get awkward when... read more
Apr 30, 2009
So do scissor sisters have craft evenings?
Wahahahahaha. I received this email today and it’s a doozy. SALAAM SISTERS, BEWARE THERE ARE BISEXUAL LESBIAN MUSLIM SISTERS IN YOUR CIRCLES WHO WILL ATTEMPT TO DESTROY YOUR DEEN. THEY COME IN GUISE OF GENUINE PRACTISING MUSLIMS SHOWING MUCH INTEREST IN JOINING YOUR CIRCLES AND BEFRIENDING YOU!!!!! THEY MAY LOOK SLIGHTLY MANLY. IT IS OUR DUTY AS FELLOW... read more
Apr 7, 2009
tagged by mangoes and mint
 Purgatory on the earthly plain; that’s what this April is proving to be. Deadlines to the thick of my eyebrows, my unkept promises and weekends that are never mine, but hey, one thing at a time right? So in the midst of all this mechanical mindlessness, it’s centering to be reminded of the things you love. So thank you for... read more
Mar 31, 2009
free calendar downloads for April 2009
Nothing creatively iconoclastic about this month’s offerings, just a little desktop motivation to steel you when you droop. Naeem put me on to the text-path feature in photoshop, and I tried it out for the first time. Fans of the series LOST will recognise the reference. Â These desktop wallpapers have all been created at a screen resolution of... read more
Mar 30, 2009
I put the cool in cardcraft
It was sometime mid-Neogene, Standard Four to be more specific, when I used to be the purveyor of, among other things, handwritten cards. It was not a venture that would lead towards prodigious riches, but I earned enough to keep my heels well greased in chip rolls and other such brain-building fare offered by the school’s tuckshop. My gran’s... read more
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