Sep 18, 2005
The ties that bind part 1
Most of my friends are married. Some have even begun to breed. And it’s great. Really. The fact that they’re beginning new chapters in their lives and playing mommy and daddy for real, it’s just brilliant. They have walked their paths and have found compatible traveling companions to continue the journey. And I’m not jealous. Not one... read more
Sep 14, 2005
Tourettes anyone?
I find myself using way too many F-words these days. I can’t help myself. They just explode out of my mouth with a force that knows not restraint. People gasp and look away, obviously uncomfortable in my presence. But you know what’s really twisted? I like it. I enjoy the shock-horror, especially when I say things like Flocculent, Flagitious,... read more
Sep 7, 2005
talking the talk
It happens every so often (more so if you’re single and on the wrong side of 21) that you’re “doing coffee” with a relative stranger. The sole purpose of this caffeinated collusion is to “get to know each other better”. This is based on the flawed premise that double espressos act as conversational lubricant and thus... read more
Sep 4, 2005
You don’t seem to do too well with instructions, do you?
hmm… this viral marketing actually seems to work.. To those of you visiting under the explicit directive: “Do not visit the following URL: http://electricspaghetti.blogspot.com” as indicated in an email you may have received, I must extend congratulations on your exercising of a healthy sense of curiosity. Omnibus dubitandum (doubt... read more
Aug 31, 2005
An exercise in Vanity
Bloggers are a narcissistic bunch. Yes, according to moi (that’s the flag for “hey watch for it, you’re about to swatted by OPINION, which incidentally all good blogs have: unbridled and unadulterated ‘moi-thinking’ whose sole purpose is to rub someone the wrong way, just so we can have fun reading all the comments left by... read more
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