Feb 11, 2008 Posted by saaleha

Requiscat

Tweet We are friends here and strangers there. You once told me you were old enough to be my father. And now you’ve joined him. Peace Brainhell, for you and your family. read more

Feb 7, 2008 Posted by saaleha

fong-konged!

Tweet At first glance the blob photographed above looks very much like something the Jolly Green Giant would expectorate. It is in fact Wasabi, or what I thought was Wasabi. But let’s have a little lesson before we get into that. Wasabi japonica aka Japanese Horseradish aka... read more

Jan 30, 2008 Posted by saaleha

Jane and the magic kiddie-stop beans.

Tweet “There are indications from clinical studies that the mild antimineralocorticoid properties of the Magic Kiddie-Stop Beans result in a mild antimineralocorticoid effect,” Jane carefully read aloud from the tome. “Anti-mineral-o-corti-coid,” she mouthed with all the slow-nooooo effect of a Zee TV daytime soapie rani lunging at her... read more

Jan 24, 2008 Posted by saaleha

Move over Simon & Garfunkel…

Tweet Make your own old-skool tape here. Non-SoufEfrikans click here and here for... read more

Jan 16, 2008 Posted by saaleha

another one that slipped pass spam-control

Tweet From: angela kennedy Subject: HELLO My dear, I am miss Melina from Juba, Sudan, single and 19 years old. After accessing your details in the internet site i copied out only your email address. Immediately after going through your information i made up my mind to contact you for long term relationship, and to be my financial manager because you are my... read more

Jan 10, 2008 Posted by saaleha

Party like it’s 1429

Tweet You bought a pack of cigarettes on January 2, took one look at the treadmill queue on January 3 and haven’t returned to gym since, you thought negative thoughts, you coveted your neighbour’s wife, you ate carbs after 7pm for the last four days, you blogcrastinated on company time, you still haven’t smsed/emailed your best friend from... read more