Sep 14, 2005
Tourettes anyone?
Tweet I find myself using way too many F-words these days. I can’t help myself. They just explode out of my mouth with a force that knows not restraint. People gasp and look away, obviously uncomfortable in my presence. But you know what’s really twisted? I like it. I enjoy the shock-horror, especially when I say things like Flocculent, Flagitious,... read more
Sep 7, 2005
talking the talk
Tweet It happens every so often (more so if you’re single and on the wrong side of 21) that you’re “doing coffee” with a relative stranger. The sole purpose of this caffeinated collusion is to “get to know each other better”. This is based on the flawed premise that double espressos act as conversational lubricant and thus... read more
Sep 4, 2005
You don’t seem to do too well with instructions, do you?
Tweet hmm… this viral marketing actually seems to work.. To those of you visiting under the explicit directive: “Do not visit the following URL: http://electricspaghetti.blogspot.com” as indicated in an email you may have received, I must extend congratulations on your exercising of a healthy sense of curiosity. Omnibus dubitandum (doubt... read more
Aug 31, 2005
An exercise in Vanity
Tweet Bloggers are a narcissistic bunch. Yes, according to moi (that’s the flag for “hey watch for it, you’re about to swatted by OPINION, which incidentally all good blogs have: unbridled and unadulterated ‘moi-thinking’ whose sole purpose is to rub someone the wrong way, just so we can have fun reading all the comments left by... read more
Aug 30, 2005
To whom it may concern
Tweet You are cordially invited to a pity party. Don’t you just love a good epiphany? There’s nothing quite like sitting at your PC; glassy-eyed from Spider Solitaire game, carpal tunnel syndrome a mouse click away, when it hits you. THE TRUTH That sucker-punching (insert expletive) For the last 22 years you’ve been getting it... read more
Aug 29, 2005
It’s a spring clean. Out with the OLD, and In wi…
Tweet It’s a spring clean. Out with the OLD, and In with the NEW. Stay tuned for further underdevelopments. read more
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