Jan 2, 2007
The Mandatory New Years Post
Tweet Anti-Resolutions 2007 Drink lots of carbonated, sugary soft drinks made by multi-national corps with Zionist leanings. Chat on Mxit while attending social events. Maintain a 50km radius between myself and the gym at any given time. Sleep more. There is nothing wrong with writing “research†on your time-sheet for three hours spent online... read more
Dec 29, 2006
friday consumerisms
Tweet Special #3: this one got me cracking. Cobra Paak. Bite your tongue. heh heh. well ok, if you dont speak a language from the indo-pak subcontinent, the typo is lost on you and it’s not really that funny. With the peeling paint-scales, take-away greasy wood-steel-glass display counters and cloudy-glass fronted refrigerators still bearing the Groovy... read more
Mar 30, 2006
in goldfish memoriam
Tweet If it wasn’t enough having Meg, a clearly troubled 4-month-old goldfish, jump out of her bowl to an untimely death two weeks ago, Nazmira received startling news via sms this morning regarding Hercules; Meg’s rambunctious mate. “Nazmira, i said i wash your fish. i didnt think that the water is hot then the fish died. i am so sorry. Zodwa read more
Feb 23, 2006
think I may have a little problem…
Tweet Can’t stop playing Escape The Room games…must stop clicking…index finger tingling…numb…but there’s another key under the pillow…click…must ignore carpal tunnel symptoms…click…must escape room…what do I do with the screwdriver under the bookcase…click…click…ooh weird... read more







