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Blotting paper

Tweet Its brand story is an inspired conception; a narrative crafted to knead and unknot that part of the consumer’s brain responsible for decision-making. So as someone who once studied that kind of thing to pass a few exams, I know that Hemingway and Picasso didn’t actually soak up their genius-vomit with the same oilskin-bound acid-free papers I... read more

scribbles…(1)

Tweet There is no elegant, poised way to clutch a crayon. As your fingers fist-wrap around the wax and shoulders hunch instinctively over paper, this world of adult falls away in scales. The little stub of wax; is now the portkey to the land where imagination startles bright, where friends are forgiven with pinkie-hugs and “I want to be a discover and a... read more

75 cent epiphany

Tweet To Know Is to Know that You really Don’t. read more

Another arb moment

Tweet What did the viviparous tell the oviparous? It’s not fair, I never get laid. read more
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