Apr 3, 2006 Posted by saaleha

The ties that bind part 4

Tweet Crazy x about to embark on the trek to holiest of matrimony: who’da thunk? Amid all the homo sapiens searching to co-habit, he pulls it off with shockwaves and aplomb. News of this led to a friend asking how I felt about losing my back-up. Whoah… I backed up. I had never seen crazy x in that capacity. Back-up? Even if i was close to knocking... read more

Feb 14, 2006 Posted by saaleha

On VD and other things

Tweet – I’ve never been given good stuff on Valentine’s Day. In fact, I’ve never been given much of anything for this “immoral commercial event spawned from the dark recesses of the capitalistic monster” (verbatim from one of the few text messages I was sent this morning). What I do remember receiving, however, has... read more

Dec 23, 2005 Posted by saaleha

Terms of Endangerment

Tweet I don’t do too well with affectionate little labels. I put them right into that box with other cringey offerings from the y-chromosomed; such as smellantine inspired stuffies clutching kitschy “I love you beary much” hearts (blech blech). No, I’m not a romantic. Crazy x said as much once, when I left him crying amongst his scented... read more

Dec 9, 2005 Posted by saaleha

I hate the word

Tweet It’s something Mold does. In all its furry, mildewy, zygomycotic vainglory. Settling. I will not be fungi. read more

Dec 4, 2005 Posted by saaleha

the ties that bind part 3

Tweet It’s the season. Not just the one of the questionably jolly fat gentleman in a red jumpsuit and his entourage of randy reindeer, or the limited edition gift hampers of materialism. ‘Tis the season to be wed. Down south, the weather’s perfect for it. My wanton weekend (wishful thinking) plans for the last month have been displaced by... read more