Aug 21, 2008
The not-quite-Ramadaan-greetings post (updated)
Tweet The best e-card site ever (ever!) has come up with a range of messages just for Ramadaan.As these have been conceptualised in line with their usual facetious-tongue-on-dockers-clad-butt-cheek offerings, do not send on to people who take themselves too seriously. They’ve also introduced a create-your-own e-card function which, as evident below, I... read more
Jul 8, 2008
It’s been a while since I spread on some ad-jam…
Tweet Now, I know you’re thinking this one’s old-hat, but an office conversation today totally inspired me to come up with this little production. Thank you Obie. Photographic sources: For our Main man Jay-Zee and the sheeken for the... read more
Jan 30, 2008
Jane and the magic kiddie-stop beans.
Tweet “There are indications from clinical studies that the mild antimineralocorticoid properties of the Magic Kiddie-Stop Beans result in a mild antimineralocorticoid effect,” Jane carefully read aloud from the tome. “Anti-mineral-o-corti-coid,” she mouthed with all the slow-nooooo effect of a Zee TV daytime soapie rani lunging at her... read more
Jan 16, 2008
another one that slipped pass spam-control
Tweet From: angela kennedy Subject: HELLO My dear, I am miss Melina from Juba, Sudan, single and 19 years old. After accessing your details in the internet site i copied out only your email address. Immediately after going through your information i made up my mind to contact you for long term relationship, and to be my financial manager because you are my... read more
Dec 3, 2007
passive agression and its practical application
Tweet Commune-living fast deflates the bubble of stoicism. There lived amongst us one who seemed to consume anything that intersected with her marauding path. Some of it hearsay, most of it confirmed testimony; no consumable was safe. I too had not escaped unscathed. But for many of the incidents, I did not feel the confrontation worth the effort. Until I... read more
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