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Wahahahahaha. I received this email today and it’s a doozy.

SALAAM SISTERS,

BEWARE THERE ARE BISEXUAL LESBIAN MUSLIM SISTERS IN YOUR CIRCLES WHO WILL ATTEMPT TO DESTROY YOUR DEEN. THEY COME IN GUISE OF GENUINE PRACTISING MUSLIMS SHOWING MUCH INTEREST IN JOINING YOUR CIRCLES AND BEFRIENDING YOU!!!!! THEY MAY LOOK SLIGHTLY MANLY.

IT IS OUR DUTY AS FELLOW MUSLIMS TO WARN OUR MUSLIM UMMAH OF THE SIN AND CORRUPTION IN OUR TPWNS AND CITIES AND SAVE YOU FROM HELL FIRE.

SEE THESE ADS AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING IN JOBURG:

http://johannesburg.gumtree.co.za/c-Friends-Dating-girls-seeking-girls-attention-muslim-bi-curious-lesbian-sisters-W0QQAdIdZ93788809

“They may look slightly manly”.

Now why we wanna be hating on those who’ve not discovered magic M.A.C or similar?

I’m reminded of the adage, “there are no ugly women, only lazy ones”.

Of course the link at the end of the email begs the question, “Who searched for girls-seeking-girls to begin with?”

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