Oct 16, 2007 Posted by saaleha

Osama bin Laden is in Mauritius. It RaWKs here biyatches!!!

Tweet It may happen one day that you find yourself heading west out of Johannesburg, down Main Reef Road, pass the intersection with Leratong Hospital on your right, en route to Randfontein.I can’t say what Randfontein offers that would warrant the excursion, but it may be that the fate of the free world depended on it, or not.Either way you’ll... read more

Oct 8, 2007 Posted by saaleha

The Intermittent Ire

Tweet What is it with fasting muslim people who get a kick out of forwarding emails with pictures of food as attachments under misleading subject headers, to other fasting muslim people? read more

Aug 27, 2007 Posted by saaleha

I don’t have a map and I can’t find the GPS co-ordinates for her brain

Tweet It has to be all that Vaseline they put on their teeth to make them smile easier. Miss South Carolina honey, I believe, we don’t need your education, such as. first... read more

Jun 4, 2007 Posted by saaleha

Of shivering loins and heaving dirtypillows…

Tweet S: how do u write sex though? dont want it to be all smarmy S2: true you dont want it porno nor do you want it mush or a weird combination i call “morno” S: yeh…i hav no clue…all this writing…im outa my league S2: which is kinda like mills and boons S2: a mix of mush and porno, but where you’re saying “more?... read more

May 29, 2007 Posted by saaleha

and now you know.

Tweet First saw it at this place. Got it from this place. Can’t wait to wear it ‘coz I’m bastardy like... read more