Omphaloskeptical

My hands cradle the rising beneath my navel.

Moon-breaths dictate this ebb and flow of my repose.

It has been just three months and the miracle biology in my belly has rendered my profile alien but soothing.

My fingers probe the extra flesh and for some seconds I am rewarded by a stirring; ah, there is work being done.

Yeah, that chicken was pretty damn good.

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7 Responses to “Omphaloskeptical”

  1. Snickerette April 26, 2010 at 12:08 am #

    Hahaha. I’m feeling your miracle moon movements. Nice.

  2. sham April 25, 2010 at 10:23 pm #

    holy smack! you’re having a KFC baby!
    *sniffles*
    I hope its a zinger!

  3. Azra April 25, 2010 at 9:22 pm #

    hahahahaha… thats all I have to say.

  4. Nielfa Hanifa April 24, 2010 at 11:20 pm #

    You got me too, you got me good… and I was had with the bun in the oven line on April Fool’s, so I should’ve known better.

    But I know what you mean, the beans curry and roti I had ealier has left me in a similar biological state… or worse :P

  5. aasia April 24, 2010 at 9:50 pm #

    Great Jebus! I though you were pregnant!

    • saaleha April 24, 2010 at 10:02 pm #

      Tsk tsk, that’s a little impolite of you Aasia.

      ;)

    • Fatima April 24, 2010 at 11:10 pm #

      I have to admit, I thought so too!

      I almost did a happy dance!

      But now I’ve got a craving for butter chicken….
      :/

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